party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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