if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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