Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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