So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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