I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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