i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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