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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg

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  so what did you do?

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  I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Would you like season tickets to my vagina?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.

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• (707): View more from California

  THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.

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