Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Randomize
