You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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