I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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