My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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