i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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