Do vagina's smell?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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