No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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