so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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