VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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