I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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