Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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