You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got chris browned last night
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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