I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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