i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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