just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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