its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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