hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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