what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
