I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
