I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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