Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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