I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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