worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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