she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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