I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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