I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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