We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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