well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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