she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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