oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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