Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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