Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
