I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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