just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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