if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she woke up with a sticky ear
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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