The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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