His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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