My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
