Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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