oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
