I hate all girls vehemently.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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