she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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