new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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