Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize