It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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