I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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