Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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